Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
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I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
I woke up spooning with a broom that someone taped a mustache too..i need to stop starting my nights by drinking "hangover" wine.
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
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I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
This is my gift to your gina
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
Did that sound smart? Cuz beneath the boozy exterior beats the heart of a fucking scientist.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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