she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
Duck, Duck, Goose is now the autocorrect, safe for work version of fuck, fuck, loose.
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
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