Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
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Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
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Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
Just finished off half a bottle of vodka. Can't take in anymore liquids so I ate 3 spoonfuls of your powdered gatorade to fight off the hangover. Wish me luck and check me for a pulse when you get in!
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
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