i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
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Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
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Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
Had a dream last night where I asked you how your Christmas was and your response was, “sex, man. Just lots and lots of sex.”
Good god. A spell so dry your friends actually commit it to their subconscious!
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