would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
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Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
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when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
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