This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
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