Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
Randomize