Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
I had to take on your role as drunk idiot....I have no idea how you do it so well and so regularly. That shit is exhausting.
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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