maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
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