Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
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I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
Trial is expected to last a fucking week if I get chosen.
To be fair, you are the kind of person I want to be on the jury when I inevitably end up in front of one.
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
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I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
Can't be like "hey can you elaborate on this three year old tweet" can I?
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
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