what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
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I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
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we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
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