i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
whoever says they hate hangovers just doesnt know how to embrace them. i'm eating a mashed potato sandwich and watching grind.
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
At one point, the bartender wrote out the words "please kill me" on some receipt paper and slid it across the bar to me.
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
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