shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
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he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
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But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
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