Is your liver wearing a sombrero yet?
No...more like a life jacket.
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
at the gym hungover with vodka in a water bottle. don't say i'm not fulfilling my resolutions
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
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At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
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you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
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