OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
I crashed her parents' car cause she was giving me road head. Its probably best to just let them think I'm a bad driver.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
I thought you'd have died of alcohol poisoning years ago! How'd you get my number?
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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