Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
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