I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
For some reason I knew you were going to smell like strippers and burritos when I hugged you.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
I just won a riveting game of "who can drink the most vodka out of a hollowed out watermelon". Fucking New Yorkers.
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
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