you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
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we're making bets on your personal life
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
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Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
I told him you're making deviled eggs for the party. Sisters make deviled eggs to get their sisters laid. It's science.
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
MAGGIE IS ON MY COUCH PETTING AN HONEST TO CHRIST ARMADILLO AND SOBBING INTO HOT CHOCHOLATE. WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO HER.
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
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