I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
Will you come get your son? He's using an old bike pump to help him fart the national anthem...
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