what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
You owe me a new pair of headphones. You plugged mine into the top of a mustard bottle.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
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