That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
Randomize
