your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
She was really sick last night--but i was too drunk to bring her chicken noodle soup after the bar, so went by taco bell and got her a chicken burrito instead
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
Don't tell him that you hope he dies in a boring missionary position with his wife. That doesn't go over well.
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
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