you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
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just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
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I'm smoking pot with a man in a pink suit, size 15 wide shoes who bought his bowl from a place called Chinese Bling Bling while I'm dressed as a unicorn drinking pumpkin beer
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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