i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
so I just realized.. of my 70k student loan debt, most of it went toward bar tabs, eightballs, and sweet-ass ties to wear to gamedays and other people's weddings. I think about shit like this while I'm at my mid-level management position. you know. "working."
Look upon your future, America, and despair.
Randomize
