Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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