I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
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is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
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Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
Bear grylls would be proud of my improvisation. Just used her vibrator to massage my back after hurting it at work.
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