Your face is a jimmy john
There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
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