shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
FML I accidentally sent the text about his bruised balls as a group text that included his brother and my boss.
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
One of your 'guests' left her bra in the kitchen.
Dude, does it look like any of the women I bring home wear bras?
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
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