I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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