Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
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