hell yes lets make some ravioli
Scream out, "Tax-Free dick over here" in the bar. Ladies love tax free stuff
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
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Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
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3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
I think drunk me saved him in my phone as "beautiful man" to play a joke on sober me
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
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