i just compared eating a chick out to "gargling a cheeto"
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
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