I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
i can't believe you bought a jetta. you know that's a girl car, right? if i hadn't had sex with you, i'd have no other proof you're straight.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
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I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
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Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
Somehow i instagrammed my acceptance letter while blacked out. Then my grandma was the first to comment on it. I got over 50 likes....Phd here I come....
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
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