I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
Naked Twister starts at high noon
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
I woke up handcuffed to a bed wearing nothing but an army belt. Does this count as thanking our country?
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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