i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
You know how my eyes change color? Well I noticed after I hook up with someone my eyes are greener.
Wow, so you're like the Edward Cullen of sluts.
I'm done trying to be a vegetarian. My vagina smells like hummus.
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
Today's forecast: 90% chance of bad decisions, good stories, solid new dick and artichoke pizza
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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