I'm at a job interview and I smoked a little before I came. I thought it would make me less nervous. Boy was I wrong.
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
He did a backflip because drugs
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