i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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