God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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