i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
Apparently last night drunk me put my phone in a cup of beer to make it "fun scented".
It's not my fault. Someone keeps buying me tequila shots. Idk who. But every time I look down there's another. I think there's a conspiracy.
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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