Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
it was like having sex with a tree stump
it glows. i had to have it.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
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