I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
Just puked most of my soul out..
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