Did you go home with that guy without me?
Sorry boo - it's pouring and I found a boy with a car
What did we do last night that was yellow?
you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
Randomize