yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
Like, you've got the smoothest dick in the west. Do you moisturize?
Yes I do
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
I'm actually kind of scared about the prospect of us living together. We're just going to eat pizza and drink wine before retiring to our rooms with vibrators
Nothing has ever been more true. Ever.
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
DETAILS
long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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