just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
Acid is not a monday night drug
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she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
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Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
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I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
I TAUGHT HER CAT TO SIT. CATS DON'T FUCKING SIT ON COMMAND. BUT THIS ONE DID!
It's basically my crowning achievement.
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