yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
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