Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
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she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
I woke up with a Nike swoosh shaved into my chest hair. my friend got 3 stitches. my phone had a text that simply read "fuck you". I say it was a good party.
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
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She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
Never let me go online shopping while drunk. I now own 2 baby cribs. I have no children
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.