Sry I called you an 8
if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
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Actions speak louder than pants.
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
Hippo gnu deer
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
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Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean