It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
I'm taking a pole dancing class this morning. Can I put you down as my emergency contact? I'm NOT putting my mother
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
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