i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
you did that thing you do when youre drunk where you rant about bruce springsteen, start hooking up with someone and then pass out midway through
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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