Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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