Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
The only thing worse than being hungover is being hungover and not able to open your mouth wide enough to eat a cheeseburger
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
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