whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
Your remote is drenched in lotion and you expect me to believe you weren't masturbating?!
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
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