I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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